Disgustingly dirty floor, oily table top, flies buzzing around, a stale fish smell, dirty walls, filthy plates - wholly unpleasant from a sanitary perspective.

The wait staff were worse – un-kept, disinterested, and with an attitude.

We were looking for a simple fish and chips experience - instead we walked out with a 50quid bill for two of the smallest chips servings you have ever seen, fish we could have downed in three mouthfuls and two drinks served in dirty glasses. We felt like calling the cops after leaving.

The food was nice. The service had attitude. The floors, walls, table, plates and glasses were dirty. The price was ludicrous. Eat here at your peril.